Motherfirkers | Poured New York

Who invited these guys? Douglas, Balsam, Silver, and good ol' Fraser have joined firry forces to create one seriously overqualified Christmas tree candle. We call them Motherfirkers because "another fir candle" just didn't have quite the same ring to it.

If you've ever walked into a room during the holidays and thought, Yep, somebody went all in on the Christmas trees, this is that feeling in fragrance form. Douglas fir and Fraser fir bring the crisp, unmistakable scent of freshly cut evergreens, while Silver fir adds a cool, airy edge. Balsam fir rounds things out with its deeper, greener character, giving the blend the kind of forest-floor richness that makes you want to track down a Christmas tree farm immediately.

Together, the four firs create a full-bodied evergreen fragrance that is fresh, resinous, green, and unapologetically festive. There are no cinnamon sticks crashing the party. No vanilla trying to make things sweeter. No cranberry getting involved. Just four different kinds of fir showing up and absolutely owning the room.

Motherfirkers is our irreverent answer to the countless fir candles on the market. The joke is in the name, but the fragrance itself is anything but a joke. It's sophisticated enough for a modern interior, nostalgic enough to bring back the feeling of picking out the perfect tree, and fresh enough to keep burning long after the presents are opened.

Hand-poured in America using Poured New York's premium soy + coconut wax blend, our candles are vegan, phthalate-free, and designed for a clean-burning experience. As a luxury candle and premium home fragrance, Motherfirkers is made for Christmas traditionalists, evergreen obsessives, and anyone who thinks their holiday candle should have a little more personality.

Because sometimes one fir just isn't enough. Sometimes you need four Motherfirkers.

Fragrance Notes

Top Notes

• Douglas Fir
• Fraser Fir

Middle Notes

• Silver Fir

Base Notes

• Balsam Fir

Fragrance Family

Woody • Green • Fresh • Aromatic

Scent Profile

Evergreen • Crisp • Resinous • Green • Fresh • Woodsy

Why You'll Love It

• Four different fir varieties combine for one seriously evergreen fragrance.
• A cheeky, irreverent take on the classic Christmas tree candle.
• Fresh and resinous without the sweetness or spice found in traditional holiday scents.
• Smells like bringing home an exceptionally good Christmas tree.
• Perfect for holiday decorating, entertaining, gifting, or keeping your home permanently forest-adjacent.
• The name gets the laugh, but the fragrance earns the repeat burn.

Perfect For

Rooms

• Living room
• Entryway
• Dining room
• Bedroom
• Home office
• Holiday entertaining spaces

Moods

• Festive
• Fresh
• Nostalgic
• Outdoorsy
• Playful

Occasions

• Decorating the Christmas tree
• Holiday parties
• Christmas morning
• Winter evenings
• Gifting for fragrance lovers

Seasons

• Fall
• Winter
• Christmas
• Holiday season

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Motherfirkers smell like?

Motherfirkers smells like an exceptionally good Christmas tree. Douglas, Fraser, Silver, and Balsam fir come together to create a crisp, green, resinous evergreen fragrance that feels fresh from the tree farm.

Is Motherfirkers a Christmas tree candle?

Absolutely. It's our cheeky take on the classic Christmas tree candle, using four different fir varieties to create a fuller, more layered evergreen scent.

Why is it called Motherfirkers?

Because there are already approximately a million fir candles out there, and we wanted ours to have a little attitude. Motherfirkers is a playful nod to the word "motherfuckers" while still keeping the name rooted firmly in the fir.

Is Motherfirkers sweet or spicy?

No. This is a straight-up evergreen fragrance. There are no sugary, gourmand, cinnamon, or clove notes. The scent comes entirely from Douglas, Fraser, Silver, and Balsam fir.

What makes Motherfirkers different from other fir candles?

Most fir candles focus on one or two evergreen notes. Motherfirkers brings four different fir varieties together for a deeper, more dimensional Christmas tree fragrance. The result is classic, but with considerably more attitude.

Who would enjoy Motherfirkers?

It's made for anyone who loves the smell of fresh Christmas trees, forest fragrances, and classic holiday candles, especially people who prefer their home fragrance with a sense of humor. It's also a great gift for the person who already has enough candles but absolutely needs one more.